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Real Season Begins!

Posted On April 11, 2008 10:11 AM By Phil in Flyers

Are you ready?

Some viewing tips for the uninitiated:

• No meetings before 10 the day after a game, who knows how many overtimes it may go.
• Put small children and pets in another room as startling, loud outbursts after goals/hits/penalties may cause severe trauma (unless they do the same thing, in which case, way to raise them right!).
• Drink only Canadian beer until your team is elminated (ok, maybe you don't have to stop, ;)
• Get HD. It's the only way to watch hockey anymore.
• Listen to Linkin Park's "Bleed It Out" and "No More Sorrow" on a continuous loop all day so you are completely wired by gametime (or is that just me?).
• Tell the wife you'll cuddle in July
• Tell the wife its a playoff beard, send flowers once a week to make up for the complaints (no playoff goatees, that's so 90s)
• In OT, make sure all your items are in order during intermission (beer, food, bathroom visits) because of no TV timeouts.

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Hocky is stupid. You probably like soccer too. Goober.

# By pantypete | 4/11/08 4:33 PM

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